Emboldened by my recent exploits, I strolled straight into a bricked wall today. Out at a happy hour I spied an attractive young lady fiddling with her iPhone with a half empty lone beer. Affable guy that I am, I strike up a light conversation and sit next to her. 30 minutes in and conversation is still flowing well, we’re laughing at each other jokes. Out of nowhere a swinging acquaintance of The One and I appears and we catch up while still engaging in witty banter with my new friend.
She checks her iPhone again and announces it is time for her to go. I ask for her email address and she says “Yeah, I don’t think so” and leaves. Ouch.
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